Sister

My sister gives me briuses 'cause she kicks me in the night,

My sister's so much better when she's out of sight.

My sister treats me as if I am a little girl of four,

My sister slaps me hard and then she slaps me even more.

My sister loves to ride her bike but then she gets embarrassed,

My sister goes around as if she owns a royal palace.

My sister can't do anything without her phone at side,

My sister takes it to the bathroom and goes on it when inside.

My sister takes the chather when I try to go to sleep,

My sister piles her clothes upon the chair and it ends up in a heap.

My sister shouts at me because I tell her to shut up,

My sister was a hypocrite because she she told me to shut up.

My sister says she's responsible when my parents are not there,

My sister calls herself vice mom but never have I cared.

My sister turns the fan on 3 and I am always cold,

My sister says she'll fight me as if she's made of solid gold.

But because it is her birthday I'll have to say something nice,

So I'll say her name is Lu but it's so nice you say it twice!