CATS

Today I was thinking that I haven't written on my blog lately, but I have nothing to write about. I was so desperate that I was actually close to searching "What are my interests". Then I realised: we have been trying to convince mother and father to get a cat for years. This. This is what I am interested in. People who own cats or dogs and "I'm bored." is not a valid sentence. Or any pet for that matter. But, by far, cats and dogs are the most entertaining pet one can have.

Of course we could never get a dog. No matter how small they are or how quiet they are, they will always be too much work. CATS on the other hand do have a chance in our household. All we have to do for them is feed them and play with them. And buy them a litter box. And empty it. And buy the litter. And buy the food. And the bowls. And wash those bowls. But it is easier than a dog and a horse and a hamster and a rabbit and kids so cats are the best and easiest pets to have! (ps I will pay for his expenses with the money I've saved)

Now that I'm done convincing mother and father to adopt one, you should understand that kitties are the best things in the world and they are beautiful. KITTENS FIT IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND. They fit in socks. Boxes. Vases. Glasses Probably envelops too. They can make themselves comfortable anywhere. If only we could have the features of cats. Every plane ride would be first class.

This is why I believe cats are the best, and I will probably repeat this in my presentation about why they are necessary in our household which I will perform to mother and father. In fact, I'd probably just adopt one by myself and we'd have no choice but to keep him because handing a kitty back to the shelter would be the most evil thing one could do.